ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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