.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
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Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
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Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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