He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
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you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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