Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
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How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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