My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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