Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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