All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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