I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
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I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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