How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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