You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Randomize
