Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
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Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
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Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I lost the right to judge tonight
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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