Your tits are I can't wait for
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
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Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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