There is no way he is gay with that hair.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
Randomize
