Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
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You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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