i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
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dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
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Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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