His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
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I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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