Swine flu. Run for my life!
her vagine was all disorganized.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
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