So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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