You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
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Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
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I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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