My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
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Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
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Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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