sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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