why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
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Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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