i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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