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you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
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We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
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Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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