Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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