i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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