Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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