I hate your face
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
kristin has been a bad kristin
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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