In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
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I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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