I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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