Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
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Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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