I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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