you win again, gameday.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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