Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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