I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
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I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Some milfs here doing some blow
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.