yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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