It's like God shit irony all over that family
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
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Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
The struggles of a small town man whore
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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