I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
this will be a night to untag.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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