I'm really into asian looking animals
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.