She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
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Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
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Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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