Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
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walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
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In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
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