windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
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i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
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So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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