I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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