I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
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They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
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There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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