Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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