I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
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Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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