Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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