dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
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Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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