You work out of a Hotel?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
It's shark week go big or go home
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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