after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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