# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
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The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
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Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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