Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
It's never too late to be topless.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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