She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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